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'Uncharted' Review: Drake's Misfortune

You’ll get more entertainment value from watching a full walkthrough and cutscenes of any of the Uncharted games than this two-hour bland fest.

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Instant Family Review

When you apply shallowness towards foster care, then you have to be the most inept person on the planet.

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Mile 22 Review

The way this movie is spliced together feels less like a movie and more like the longest commercial for the CIA ever created.

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All the Money in the World Review

The story is about a kid who is kidnapped by gangsters, but yet the villain is really Mr. Getty

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Daddy's Home 2 Review

Where “A Bad Moms Christmas” failed with its humor due to them being the same circle of raunchy and crude humor, “Daddy’s Home 2” succeeds because the humor surprisingly has range.

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Transformers: The Last Knight Review

Though Michael Bay claimed this to be his shortest Transformers movie, this movie feels like an eternity to sit through.

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Patriot's Day Review

What Peter Berg can truly capture (which can be said for now all of his films) is the human spirit. As much as it’s hard to admit this, Patriots Day does, in fact, brings out the true American patriot out of you.

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Deepwater Horizon Review

What makes Peter Berg a great director is how well he can mix and match a genre. With this film you don’t really see much actors or acting performance wise but more as real people

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‘Daddy's Home’ Review

As predictable and domesticated as a real stay at home dad.

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Ted 2 Review

Though it has weak camerawork, Ted 2 still delivers hilarious gags, funny one liners, with a dash of charm as the 1st film maintained.

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‘Daddy's Home’ Review

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