Doctor Sleep Review
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Doctor Sleep Review

This is like a very long episode of Hill House had a baby with Gerald’s Game… and that baby can astral project.

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Ma Review
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Ma Review

How in the hell did one of the best trailers I’ve seen in years end up being one of the worst movies I’ve seen in 2019?

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Climax Review
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Climax Review

This is the definition of the term “feast your eyes,” for each sequence is a visual buffet.

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Greta Review
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Greta Review

The number of pills needed to swallow in order to invest in the story are of ample amount, but when it comes to size, it varies throughout bringing the film to a halt oh so many times.

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Glass Review
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Glass Review

On the bright side, it’s nowhere near Shyamalan’s worst.

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Escape Room Review
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Escape Room Review

For this being the first release of the new year, “Escape Room” does its job right (for the most part).

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Kin Review
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Kin Review

Damn, this movie had so much (well... moderate potential) to be good.

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Mile 22 Review
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Mile 22 Review

The way this movie is spliced together feels less like a movie and more like the longest commercial for the CIA ever created.

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Slender Man Review
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Slender Man Review

I was so close to handing the “Why The Fuck Do You Even Exist” award to “Sherlock Gnomes” this year, but “Slender Man” just had to be dumped on us.

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Skyscraper Review
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Skyscraper Review

You think “Furious 7” defied the laws of physics by having a car fly from one building to another? Believe me, Will Sawyer and his family are all practically immortal because somehow they all manage to defy death.

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The First Purge Review
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The First Purge Review

I’m not fully onboard with how the film exploits our political issues and use that as a means of entertainment.

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Hereditary Review
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Hereditary Review

Ari Aster may have a thing for disturbing dysfunctional families and this movie fully proves that.

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Upgrade Review
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Upgrade Review

It feels as if Whannell saw both "Robocop" 2014 and “Hardcore Henry”, was hella disappointed by them, and responded with, “Partna let me Upgrade ya.”

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American Animals Review
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American Animals Review

You see this, Clint Eastwood?! This is how you incorporate your real life subjects into your biographical film.

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